If you're not using Claude Code to analyze viral content, you're literally years behind. While everyone screenshot-hops through 30 posts, copy-pastes hooks into spreadsheets, and manually counts comments like it's 2018, this system finishes in 20 minutes. Feed Claude Code 30 viral LinkedIn posts and get full CSV breakdown, pattern summary, and 5 plug-and-play templates. It caught patterns nobody would spot manually: posts hitting 10K+ views had CTAs between lines 8-12 (not at the end like everyone teaches), viral posts used average 2.3 line breaks in first 100 characters (more spacing equals more stopping power), and posts starting with "If you're" got 3x more profile clicks than "I just" or "Most people." Get why this matters, what you'll learn, the automated method using Claude Code for analysis, what to do with your analysis, competitive intelligence you can extract, real examples, tools and templates, common mistakes, and next steps. Done in 20 minutes while your coffee's still hot.